Colossal Cock Club

Portland Chapter

Here at HQ, we’re not entirely certain that there are a ton of Colossal Cocks in and around Portland. However, The Dandy Warhols are from Portland and their music is so chock full of Big Dick Energy, the radiation alone has surely bestowed many individuals with Colossal Cocks. Linguists have yet to develop a word to adequately describe how much their stuff rocks.

While the Portland Chapter is being finished off, go see other stuff.